This shirt is for the mellow little goblin who’s just trying to get through the day with a half-functioning lighter and a full-functioning desire to get paid. “Puff. Puff. Pay Her.” is the universal stoner prayer — spark up, calm down, and kindly remind the universe (and anyone who owes you money) that vibes don’t pay rent.
Soft, comfy, and perfect for wearing during your midday edible spiral, your grocery-store wanderings, or that moment when you forget why you walked into a room. Throw it on, take a hit, and let the world know: generosity is great, but payment is better.
This shirt is for the mellow little goblin who’s just trying to get through the day with a half-functioning lighter and a full-functioning desire to get paid. “Puff. Puff. Pay Her.” is the universal stoner prayer — spark up, calm down, and kindly remind the universe (and anyone who owes you money) that vibes don’t pay rent.
Soft, comfy, and perfect for wearing during your midday edible spiral, your grocery-store wanderings, or that moment when you forget why you walked into a room. Throw it on, take a hit, and let the world know: generosity is great, but payment is better.
