Contact me

If you need me, want me, or just feel spiritually compelled to reach out because something I wrote made you laugh/cry/snort-laugh, this is the spot. Hit me up for collabs, catering dreams, podcast things, newsletter chaos, brand partnerships, press inquiries, existential crises, or if you just have a really good snack recommendation. I love snack recommendations.

When you contact me, here’s what to expect: I read everything. I respond to… most things. Sometimes immediately, sometimes three days later after realizing the message I answered in my head never actually left my body. Either way, I promise I’m trying. Send your thoughts, your questions, your opportunities, your weird ideas — I’m open, I’m listening, and I’m probably holding a joint and a cup of coffee at the same time.

chefcmar@gmail.com

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