My Shitty Empire
What you’ll find
Welcome to Stephanie’s Shitty Empire, the chaotic little corner of the internet where food, feelings, and feral creativity all pile onto one plate like a late-night munchie meal. Here you’ll find recipes that make sense most of the time, stories that accidentally get emotional, merch that probably started as a joke, and a rotating cast of characters including me, my dog Bunny, and whatever edible kicked in during the brainstorming process. It’s part kitchen, part confession booth, part “I swear I’m trying my best.”
This site is where I cook, write, overshare, and build things out of sheer willpower and misplaced confidence. You’ll get behind-the-scenes chaos, stoner-philosophy musings, shitty stories that hit unexpectedly hard, and all the weird, warm, messy stuff I make along the way. If you like food, humor, creativity, and the vibe of a chef who may or may not have forgotten she left the oven on — you’re in the right place. Enjoy.
